"Project X" suggests what it might look like if the teen romp "Superbad" had been shot with the first-person, hand-held aesthetic of "Cloverfield" ' except it never achieves the hilarity of the former or the thrills of the latter.

It's mainly an excuse to show hot, young women cavorting drunk and topless ' in a swimming pool, in a bouncy house, with a dog, with e.....